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But, how do you know he's your step dad?

Blu Parsons

I've got some mince, some tomatoes and some spaghetti. What can I be havings for my dinner?

Blu Parsons

X Factor was really good until they turned it into a television programme.

Blu Parsons

Sitting under this tree is just like watching a DVD except, we're sitting under a tree and not watching a DVD.

Blu Parsons

I didn't know the gays liked ABBA

Blu Parsons

Somerset is at least 20 miles from Clifton

Blu Parsons (while standing within eye shot of both the 'Welcome to Somerset' sign and the bridge.)

Will I be expected to talk in a funny accent?

Blu Parsons (while standing within eye shot of both the 'Welcome to Somerset' sign and the bridge.)

I didn't know they had the Internet in Italy. I thought they had something like Ceefax

Blu Parsons

Aled Jones from radio 1 and Aled Jones from the Snowman getting mistaken for each other just because they've got the same name and are welsh is just like me and you getting mistaken for each other for having the same name and being welsh. except that we don't have the same name and we aren't welsh

Blu Parsons

The gays like Lady Gaga too? But she sounds nothing like Abba!

Blu Parsons

Is Scott Mills a gay?

Colin Jones

Toast is better than Darwin

Colin Jones

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